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About Me Member Deviously Annoying Critique-man23/Male/Unknown Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Here to show you, a fucking critique

Sun Feb 17, 2008, 1:00 PM
OH DEAR GOD, WAIII WAII DESU NARUTO HURT MEE.
No dear, just grow up. Welcome to the DEVIANT Critique-Man. I am here to tell people what I think of there art. Just send me a link. I will be truthful and show you, the SONNIIIIC SPEED.
I be sent some furry page. I will just spam them.

Q. What if someone tries to get you banned because you are "flaming" them?
A. They my dear, cannot realize that they cant see the truth in anything I say, although I am not "flaming" i'm giving my "help" in MY way.

Q. What happens when?
" JOURNAL APPEARS ABOUT YOU BEING EVIL "
A. I would lol, Sonic-Cide 2007 Ring a bell? I want to start finding people to make the 2008 Edition

Q. Furry
A. FUCK OFF

Q. How honest will you be?
A. I do have some " friends " here who I OBVIOUSLY going to be up there asses for art. So to them I will lie. They know I am lying so I don't give a shit.

Q. OMG UR AMAZING LEMME BE FRIWNDZ WITH U
A. No

Q. ARE YOU HIDING YOU'RE REAL IDENTITY???
A. I am not hiding anything, I'm a fucking Critique

Q. Can you draw?
A. Better than you.

Send me some Profiles you want me to Critique. Remember 11 year old's. Naruto is a Cartoon, and he's ginger.

By the way I AM GAY

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Metroid - Echoes - Super Smash Brawl.
  • Reading: This
  • Playing: Super Smash Brawl

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  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat fucker, I am IN AMERICA
  • Print preference: My ass on a scanner, thnx
  • Interests: Telling fuckers what their art really needs to be told.

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:iconbabyfox:
Thanks for watching me and for the very nice compliment!

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:blushes: eli PANDAMAN™
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and ears and nose and mouth!

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You are welcome

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:iconh-balth:
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

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~pet123 My sunshine.
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Hot, you spin me right round baby

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